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When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back.
[sticks out tongue]
And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.
You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
“Science teachers and the mentally ill, that’s all Jazz is for.”
Howard Moon: That's not a novel. That's the scribblings of a retard, Vince.
Vince Noir: They are novels. They're novelettes.
Howard: It's in crayon, ya berk.
Vince: So what? I'm new-school.
Howard: New school? I'm talking about books that are gonna get published.
Vince: Mine are published. I publish them myself.
Howard: You photocopy 'em and leave 'em around supermarkets inside Weetabix boxes. That's not published is it?
